Thursday, July 26, 2007

A Glutton For Punishment: Part II

Well, it sure has been a busy time for me lately. Some of these atheists are pretty prolific writers. Its hard to keep up. With all that, here's some other things I've picked up on...


  • They use flying pigs, the Tooth Fairy, milk jugs, and pretty much anything else as the functional equivalent of God. That is to say, that believing in God makes no more sense than said flying pigs, or fairies. Literally, there is no difference for them.

  • Humor: There just doesn't seem to be a lot of joking around allowed with these guys. Its like, "If I laugh at this Christianist's jokes, it'll be tacit approval of his beliefs!".

One method of discrediting an opposing position is to equating it with something unrelated that doesn't deserve serious discussion. Hence, the "God is no more real than flying pigs" argument. In this wide, wonderful world of ours, there may be some group out there that believe in and worship flying pigs, but they ain't in Google anywhere. No flying pig Bible, either. No claim by a flying pig that he created the universe. No flying pig commandments. No flying pig cable programming. Where's the equivalency?

One area of many where there is no equivalency are the twelve disciples. You'd think after a couple of years on the road with Jesus, day in and day out, they would know Him better than anyone, right? Out of those 12, ten were martyred, and one exiled for life, because they wouldn't renounce their beliefs. Now you'd think that if your life was on the line, and you KNEW that this whole Jesus thing was actually a sham, you'd give it up and say, "OK, ya' got me. The water into wine, loaves and fishes, raising from the dead, healing the sick, controlling the elements, Son of God, and especially the Resurrection...all smoke and mirrors, just don't kill me". You'd think that after Jesus was crucified, that would've been the end of the road trip. Peter would have been on the Roman equivalent of 60 Minutes saying, "Jesus? Oh, that was a long time ago. I'd rather not talk about it. I've been able to put that aaalll behind me, and move on with my life. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got fish to catch." Point is, they didn't. People will die for what they believe. Got enough Jihadists out there to prove that. What they won't do, is suffer and die for something they KNOW is not true.

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